Day 5
Another day of glorious weather and we walked along the beach before heading seventy five miles north to the Hidden Valley site at Rathdrum. This is more of a holiday complex than our usual sort of site, although we did managed to secure a relatively quiet pitch. Here I can shoot people with lasars, play crazy golf, leap across a large swimming pool on inflatable thingys, pay €1 for a shower and indulge in numerous other ’attractions’ but despite hundreds of people on site and the publicity saying there was wifi, I can’t check my emails. My phone is no good as a substitute. I can connect to a network to make calls but not to access the internet. We did take a short walk round the site but then decided it was a bit hot to go far so had a quiet afternoon in the van.
Day 6
Today was scheduled to be a visit to Kilmainham Goal, built in 1796 and noted for housing and executing Irish political prisoners. This meant braving Dublin and overcoming the stated lack of parking. An hour’s run up the N11 to begin. The roads are in much better condition than ours at home and much less congested. My trusty chauffeur had no trouble negotiating the streets of Dublin. Amazingly, we found an on-street parking place within a few hundred yards. We checked carefully to ensure it wasn’t residents only but all seemed to be fine. That was the end of the good news. Our itinerary had been carefully planned and everything that advised prior booking was prior booked. When I looked at the website back at Christmas I am certain there was no indication that we needed to book. We needed to book. There were no vacancies until 4.30pm. It was at this point 10am. We gave up and headed for home.
The plan was to drive back through the scenic Wicklow Mountains. The sat-nav was clearly incredulous that we could possibly want to go that way. Normally in situations like this I ask it to take us to some tiny place on the route we actually want to take. In this case there were no tiny places marked on the map that were big enough for the sat-nav to recognise. Cue map. Although the maps we had were smaller scale that I would normally use to navigate, especially as I wasn’t 100% sure where I was starting from, beyond south Dublin, I attempted to get us on to the R115. We had been loaned maps by friends that proved adequate for the job and we were rewarded with the spectacular scenery of the Wicklow Mountains, with the heather turning purple on every side. We saw very few other vehicles and plenty of sheep. Sadly, it was spoiled by litter in almost every pull-in. Given that you’d be very unlikely to be on the road unless you were a fan of out-of-the way places with breathtaking views, this is hard to square with travellers who think it is in any way ok to empty the rubbish out of their car and on to the roadside.
We stopped off for supplies in Rathdrum, where the car thermometer agreed with that outside the local chemist, telling us it was 31 degrees.



