To say the last few days/weeks/months have been hectic would be an understatement of mammoth proportions. No sooner did the job we must not mention draw to a close, than the descendants descended. This was swiftly followed by a visit to the Secret Lives conference in Leicester, where I did manage to very briefly catch up with some family history friends across the globe.
What little I was able to sample, suggested that it was an excellent weekend and I was pleased to be able to deliver my Occupational Hazards presentation to a full and appreciative audience. Next, it was home to two days of showing distant relatives round their ancestral areas, a day of meetings and then it was now.
I arrived back from my evening meeting with still plenty that needed to be done before my 10am departure and decided to sleep first and get up early. I awoke, convinced it was morning and began my daily routine, only to find that it was 2.30am. Needless to say, sleep then eluded me. I finally got back to sleep at 4.30am for an hour, accompanied by the most peculiar dreams. I hopefully completed all that needed to be done in time and prepared to enter what might be a ten day internet black hole. Will I survive? Unless I am already home, this post is coming to you via random free wifi somewhere or other. Those of you who rely on Facebook to tell you when I have posted something may find notifications magically appearing there. These will have been uploaded by my data self aka Martha who I have (rashly?) given access to my page in my absence.
Inevitably, I left the house thinking I had forgotten something. I locked the door and got half way down the path before I realised that I was still wearing my slippers! Then followed my usual lengthy wait, surrounded by luggage, at the coach stop, whilst my travelling companion disposed of the car and walked back down the hill to join me. Owing to a past-its-best printer, my coach ticket was decidedly blurry, making the QR code unscannable. ‘Never mind,’ says the driver, I can’t see it anyway. Should I be worried about this? Hopefully it is just his near vision that is faulty. Then, at Tiverton coach station, there are helpful instructions to drivers along the lines of ‘put the brake on’ and ‘don’t drive if there is something in the way’. Am I being driven by someone who needs to be reminded of this? The coach seat belts are officially the tightest in the world but we survive. At a services somewhere on the M4 we have to rescue some passengers whose coach has broken down, making it quite cosy in ours.
Once at Heathrow, I ask for directions to a bus to take us to the Travel Lodge. ‘Do you have a scannnable credit card?’ I am asked. This is not the first time that someone has expressed doubt that I might have such an indicator of the modern age. Do I look that provincial? I am in some doubt as to whether we are alighting at the correct stop but it seems that we are. The cheerful receptionist tries to persuade us that the unique selling point of our room is its distant glimpse of the runway, maybe this makes up for it being as far as possible from reception. Never mind, it will be good practice for the cruise ship.